Gepkadsogwad is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, self-assured hedgehog.

Gepkadsogwad created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepkadsogwad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gepkadsogwad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gepkadsogwad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gepkadsogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Gepkadsogwad's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never run near ants.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. You must love Gepkadsogwad.