Yokhoglat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage donkey.

Yokhoglat created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokhoglat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yokhoglat, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yokhoglat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Yokhoglat's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat geese with great respect.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never feed bread to nematodes while wearing yellow hats.

4. Never paint your chest orange.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yokhoglat.