Nartargtenwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering deer.

Nartargtenwat created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nartargtenwat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nartargtenwat, it will be very sad.

Nartargtenwat's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nartargtenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. You must never eat turnips.