Veglinced Pangnurldan is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane meerkat.

Veglinced Pangnurldan created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veglinced Pangnurldan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Veglinced Pangnurldan, he will turn you into a dog.

Veglinced Pangnurldan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Veglinced Pangnurldan's Holy Commandments

1. Veglinced Pangnurldan loves geese, so they must be respected.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Retreat if five turtles approach from the west.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.