Gomgudlop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, passionate guinea pig.

Gomgudlop created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgudlop, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomgudlop, she will come to you in dreams.

Gomgudlop's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gomgudlop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gomgudlop.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

3. Always look after injured monkeys.

4. Always help sharks in need.

5. Never eat cherries.