Gannillyok is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage gorilla.

Gannillyok created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Gannillyok, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gannillyok, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Gannillyok's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gannillyok's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gannillyok.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not stand on grass.