Cidbothit is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, merciful dingo.

Cidbothit created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Cidbothit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidbothit, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cidbothit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Cidbothit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about squirrels.