Xucceppid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, duplicitous dog.

Xucceppid created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucceppid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Xucceppid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Xucceppid's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Xucceppid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always obey Xucceppid's priests.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xucceppid.