Wanwigparksabjen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, awe-inspiring raven.

Wanwigparksabjen created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwigparksabjen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wanwigparksabjen, he will destroy your home planet.

Wanwigparksabjen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Wanwigparksabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Never wear coats.