Bamjinpad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, quiet otter.

Bamjinpad created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamjinpad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bamjinpad, he will turn you into a rat.

Bamjinpad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bamjinpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Always look after injured aardvarks.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Run away from gray goats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.