Zeddinkem is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty bee.

Zeddinkem created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddinkem, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zeddinkem, he will think nothing of it.

Zeddinkem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zeddinkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zeddinkem on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Never eat spinach.