Dumdimjon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable goose.

Dumdimjon created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumdimjon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dumdimjon, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dumdimjon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dumdimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Retreat if three shrews approach from the west.

3. Hide if eight birds approach from the north.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect your elders.