Padhotbus Fabpopyik is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, uncaring newt.

Padhotbus Fabpopyik created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padhotbus Fabpopyik, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Padhotbus Fabpopyik, it will turn you into a slug.

Padhotbus Fabpopyik's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Padhotbus Fabpopyik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Padhotbus Fabpopyik on top of all buildings.

2. Never laugh near snails.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never go into orange rooms.