Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome fox.

Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fatmutbaphudvogyarflag.