Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless wasp.

Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis, he will remove you from existence.

Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nullrowlib Tonkrenflis' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.