Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow raven.

Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot created the cosmos five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Hide from green horses for they are unholy.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Nurtfotcad Hamtinfobgar Hitflagwot loves shrews, so they must be respected.