Bogdaprig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair weasel.

Bogdaprig created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdaprig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bogdaprig, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bogdaprig's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bogdaprig's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of goats.

2. Always help sick tapirs.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not eat lentils.

5. Always stare at clouds.