Wabnar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, loving ferret.

Wabnar created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wabnar, it will turn you into a frog.

Wabnar's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Wabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cherries.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wabnar.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Do not take Wabnar's name in vain.