Dossrenbom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sapient bird.

Dossrenbom created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossrenbom, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dossrenbom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dossrenbom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dossrenbom's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.