Sasjonraw is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, generous goblin.

Sasjonraw created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sasjonraw, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sasjonraw, he will strike you with lightening.

Sasjonraw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sasjonraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Sasjonraw loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never look at nebulae.