Flagfarjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring chinchilla.

Flagfarjarn created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfarjarn, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagfarjarn, he will come to you in dreams.

Flagfarjarn's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Flagfarjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear blue.

2. You must love Flagfarjarn.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about geese.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.