Cincemmoblakstaftadkop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm otter.

Cincemmoblakstaftadkop created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cincemmoblakstaftadkop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cincemmoblakstaftadkop, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cincemmoblakstaftadkop's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cincemmoblakstaftadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Do not stand on grass.