Minbomran is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, quiet jackal.

Minbomran created viruses eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minbomran, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Minbomran, it will not care.

Minbomran's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Minbomran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help sick doves.