Gunlikfut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating narwhal.

Gunlikfut created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunlikfut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunlikfut, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gunlikfut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Gunlikfut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five tapirs approach from the east.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gunlikfut.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.