Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic goat.

Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg, she will be very sad.

Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Never wear turquoise boots.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagnilcutfotnatpibbastlarg.

5. Do not commit murder.