Camcimzog is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fast hyena.

Camcimzog created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Camcimzog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Camcimzog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Camcimzog's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Camcimzog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Worship no other gods but Camcimzog.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Camcimzog loves snails, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink alcohol.