Yokduttab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable duck.

Yokduttab created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokduttab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokduttab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yokduttab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yokduttab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of gulls.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never paint your hands green.