Ragdubgep is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, calm raven.

Ragdubgep created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ragdubgep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragdubgep, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ragdubgep's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Ragdubgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragdubgep.