Taldidgum is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, astonishing wasp.

Taldidgum created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldidgum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Taldidgum, he will remove you from existence.

Taldidgum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Taldidgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never sit near pigs.