Bagvinwon is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthinking wyvern.

Bagvinwon created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bagvinwon, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bagvinwon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bagvinwon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bagvinwon's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about ducks.

4. Feed all hungry great tits.

5. Never think about cell theory.