Laklimhit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless fairy.

Laklimhit created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Laklimhit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Laklimhit, he will not invite you to parties.

Laklimhit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Laklimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear pink scarves.

5. Laklimhit must be the most important thing in your life.