Bigyakrut Buddabmap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful bat.

Bigyakrut Buddabmap created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigyakrut Buddabmap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bigyakrut Buddabmap, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bigyakrut Buddabmap's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bigyakrut Buddabmap's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bigyakrut Buddabmap.