Bunmidtarptettigeb is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humorless dryad.

Bunmidtarptettigeb created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Bunmidtarptettigeb, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunmidtarptettigeb, he will be very unhappy.

Bunmidtarptettigeb's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bunmidtarptettigeb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple shrews, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Do not sit in public.