Hignurtrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty fly.

Hignurtrutt created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hignurtrutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hignurtrutt, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hignurtrutt's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hignurtrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hignurtrutt.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.