Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate snake.

Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas' Holy Commandments

1. Yimhotvag Xemcapyattcibkapsas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat rice.