Rawbottim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair horse.

Rawbottim created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawbottim, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawbottim, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rawbottim's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Rawbottim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always help mice in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Never eat green fruit.