Pighudyam is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, merciless
finch.
Pighudyam created the planet Earth three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Pighudyam, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pighudyam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Pighudyam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.
Pighudyam's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Never hurt dolphins.
3. Always treat dogs with great respect.
4. You must never eat figs.
5. Never talk about porpoises.