Tiktad Limrotbemtab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, pitiless penguin.

Tiktad Limrotbemtab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiktad Limrotbemtab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tiktad Limrotbemtab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tiktad Limrotbemtab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tiktad Limrotbemtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tiktad Limrotbemtab.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.