Basthogfud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, loving meerkat.

Basthogfud created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Basthogfud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Basthogfud, he will turn you into a rock.

Basthogfud's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Basthogfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Run away if five geese approach from the west.