Faskonyarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong hyena.

Faskonyarl created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Faskonyarl, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Faskonyarl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Faskonyarl's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Faskonyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near tapirs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Faskonyarl.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.