Bonhasrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, merciless rhinoceros.

Bonhasrul created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonhasrul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonhasrul, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bonhasrul's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bonhasrul's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt manatees.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.