Bonkbetab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful capybara.

Bonkbetab created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbetab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkbetab, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bonkbetab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bonkbetab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never hurt voles.