Lannanmabgun is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, irritating dragon.

Lannanmabgun created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lannanmabgun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Lannanmabgun, he will manifest in front of you.

Lannanmabgun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lannanmabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Put Lannanmabgun first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.