Hubgiglip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent toad.

Hubgiglip created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubgiglip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hubgiglip, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hubgiglip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hubgiglip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hubgiglip.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.