Panvignull is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, witless dolphin.

Panvignull created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Panvignull, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Panvignull, he will throw large rocks at you.

Panvignull's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Panvignull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.