Yikgunwat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident dove.

Yikgunwat created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikgunwat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yikgunwat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yikgunwat's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Yikgunwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. Do not listen to music.