Gan is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witty
coyote.
Gan created a down quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Gan, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Gan, she will turn you into a puffin.
Gan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Gan's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Never hurt great tits.
3. You must love Gan.
4. Gulls are not to be trusted.
5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.