Banjinveenmil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud spider.

Banjinveenmil created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Banjinveenmil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Banjinveenmil, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Banjinveenmil's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Banjinveenmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gold on your body.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never think about planets.