Yarlsinstip is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, self-confident swallow.

Yarlsinstip created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarlsinstip, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yarlsinstip, he will not invite you to parties.

Yarlsinstip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Yarlsinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat limes.