Sagcethenpid is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, idiotic pigeon.

Sagcethenpid created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sagcethenpid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sagcethenpid, he will not care at all.

Sagcethenpid's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Sagcethenpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snakes.

2. Sagcethenpid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Always help bats.